I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one. Bob Saget backgoodhave share on social
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club. Bob Saget bikercampclub Change image and share on social
As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse. Bob Saget absurdistbadbless share on social
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. Bob Saget censorforcesick Change image and share on social
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating. Bob Saget decidefrustrategood share on social
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. Bob Saget allenborecomedy Change image and share on social
I have nine compartments in my brain, and four of them don't stop. Bob Saget braincompartmentstop Change image and share on social
It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumbfounded that people call me dirty. That's only because I did family television. Bob Saget calldirtydumbfound Change image and share on social
One of the first things I ever did was 'Critical Condition.' That was before 'Full House.' It was a Richard Pryor movie. I didn't have a giant part, but I was in it throughout. I loved the heck out of it. Bob Saget conditioncriticalfull share on social
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. Bob Saget comedyinterestjoke Change image and share on social